I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
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more people like this pls
So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious
glorious
“date a girl who reads!!”, “brainy is the new sexy!”, “bigger books are better than bigger boobs!”
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
anyway now that we’re on the topic i just wanna say all my love goes to wlw who are terrified of having sex with girls bc they think their bodies are gross or not attractive enough and who always feel like they gotta compare to their partner aesthetically (esp us fatties)! you’re sexy and your girl will love every single inch of you!
You know what’s sexy? A beautiful girl with a wild mouth who can make you laugh until the back of your head hurts and you’re bent over holding your stomach. You know what’s even sexier? When the same woman understands when it’s time to be serious and correctly kisses every bruise (whether physical or emotional) and nurtures your pain back to pleasure. You know what’s the sexiest? When she only does it for you.
“you shouldn’t be attracted to girls.”
ok but consider the following:
- girl hair
- girl thighs
- girl moans
- girl moans
- girl moans
- GIRL
- MOANS
- girl moans ok
Girls
my mood was at a 5-ish like twenty minutes ago when there was one girl sitting and studying at the table across from the staff desk at the library i work at. then another girl came in and kissed the first girl on the cheek before sitting down next to her and my mood jumped to a solid 7 seeing gay pda. then the second girl stole the first girl’s snapback and started playing with it and then turned it inside out and placed it back on her girlfriend’s head and the first girl pretended not to notice while holding back giggles and then the second girl whispered “i love you so much” and my mood hit a 10. @ all gay people doing gay things in public thank you
I want a girl that’s okay with silly dates. Dressing up and going to a fancy dinner is fine but I want a girl who’d be ready to go to the arcade at 4pm on a Thursday just because it’s there. I want a girl who’d go on NYC tour buses and act like a complete tourist with me. I want a girl who’d go to the movies with me and watch the newest Pixar films even if we’re the oldest people there. I want a girl who’ll go to the amusement park with me. I want a girl who I considers playing wii sports all day a date. A girl who doesn’t need fancy dates, expensive nights and money to have fun. I want a girl who won’t complain about having dominoes for dinner because I can’t afford a fancy restaurant. I want a girl who’ll text me date ideas that include carnivals or karaoke night. I want a girl I’ll have fun with. I want a girl who won’t mind staying in all night watching movies together in a homemade fort. I want a girl who’ll cook meal with me but when we burn it we will look at each other and we know to order Chinese food. I want a girl who won’t give up on me because I’m broke, but when I want to spoil her I want her to let me. I want that girl.
- me @ a girl w makeup: nice
- me @ a girl w/o makeup: nice
- me @ a girl w shaved legs: nice
- me @ a girl w hairy legs: nice
- me @ a girl: nice
